There Really Is a Social Network for Everyone

Today, while getting my daily dose of online gossip, I saw an ad for a dating site for pot smokers. Yes, www.potpartner.com. I'm impressed that pot smokers actually motivated to get this site up with no less than 5 grammatical mistakes on the homepage and just a few broken links.

Yeah mannnn- websites are cool… huh huh.

Here are Grayson's suggestions for other dating sites:

OCDate.com
Tagline: Never get tired of the same old thing?

LatterDate.com (for Mormons)
Tagline: Find the loves of your life.

ShortDate.com (for midgets)
Tagline: See eye-to-eye.

BlindDate.com
Tagline: :. .. . ::: .

UrbanDate.com
Tagline: Yo baby needs her a daddy.

HillyBillyDate.com
Tagline: Find you a woman.

That last one would have to be dial-up, though.

I will never...

Wear a dress over pants

Eat a tempeh burger

Get my nails done

Wear Crocs

Drink Zima


At work, I will never cease to be amazed by the number of Denver SEO companies who don't know what they are doing.

I'm really good at:

Losing my keys
Getting food on my shirt
Breaking glasses when I wash them
Dropping my cell phone
Forgetting to get gas
Being late for appointments

It's a wonder how I manage my job at Fusionbox, a Denver web design company.

What are you good at?

Subaru Drivers

Here's another list. The worst drivers:

Subaru Drivers (consistently slow and defensive)
Saab (something an asshole buys)
Audi (self-absorbed)

Seriously, the next time you are behind a Subaru pay attention to their driving and you'll see why I avoid driving behind them at all costs.