Today, while getting my daily dose of online gossip, I saw an ad for a dating site for pot smokers. Yes, www.potpartner.com. I'm impressed that pot smokers actually motivated to get this site up with no less than 5 grammatical mistakes on the homepage and just a few broken links.
Yeah mannnn- websites are cool… huh huh.
Here are Grayson's suggestions for other dating sites:
OCDate.com
Tagline: Never get tired of the same old thing?
LatterDate.com (for Mormons)
Tagline: Find the loves of your life.
ShortDate.com (for midgets)
Tagline: See eye-to-eye.
BlindDate.com
Tagline: :. .. . ::: .
UrbanDate.com
Tagline: Yo baby needs her a daddy.
HillyBillyDate.com
Tagline: Find you a woman.
That last one would have to be dial-up, though.
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It's not rand or useless! (your tagwords) You'd be amazed at my list of bad domain names I've come up with, which I'm amazed almost all are still available. I can imagine actual sites at some of these:
(I've kept the worst ones off that my be too indecent.)
heavenlyrevenge.com
bagggagecriminal.com
skullcramp.com
fullautopsy.com
fartplagues.com
pissedoffparade.com
murderscanners.com
clientsinternational.com
puppiesfromhell.com
midnightdragqueen.com
attackhawaii.com
centerfoldsofdeath.com
ranciddefects.com
bombfingers.com
iceprisons.com
bustedindian.com
grandmothersfrombeyond.com
monkeysplus.com
stupidpotentials.com
bombingtrucks.com
lessunions.com
rottenelders.com
lawnmowertraps.com
perfectsmells.com
swallowefforts.com
testdumpsters.com
gayjunctions.com -- this one actually might be good
catastrophedesigns.com -- designs catastrophe logos for news shows?
funblockheads.com
buysocieties.com
automaticghettos.com
shavedcenters.com
furniturebrew.com -- ???
starvingmommy.com -- now that's just sad
teenviewpoints.com -- not a bad one but available
falseaward.com
livinggrandpa.com -- as opposed to dead grandfathers
owncapitalism.com
spaniardsinc.com
thetasteofhangovers.com
godofapologies.com -- for sharing apologies
dwarftraditions.com -- for the dwarf in all of us
poundersforless.com -- when you need something pounded, for less than the other guys
seminarcults.com -- you know the feeling
moreburritos.com -- who couldn't use more?
boringonline.com -- says it all
boringlifestyles.com -- boring people's social network
cemeterypuppies.com -- awww
malerejects.com
bransfornothing.com -- if only!
illegalslogans.com -- useful... not
hoaxzappers.com -- last checked STILL available.. surprising.
supersizeeconomy.com
littleprotests.com
painfulsunshines.com
unrealcancer.com
screweddealers.com
scamstrategies.com -- scammer social networking
machinebelief.com
digitalhoaxes.com
campaignsfornothing.com -- obviously haven't read your blog
damppeanut.com
lordofthedecorations.com
pointlessequipment.com
evilbarbie.com
nomorehelpers.com
teddybearlamp.com
attackkittens.com
clownbodybuilder.com
deliveriesofdeath.com
ripoffsfromhell.com
amusinghabit.com
laughterdiscounts.com
dangerousmovie.com
batmanparties.com
evilcourtesies.com
thetasteofexplosions.com
difficultiesnonstop.com -- that's where I want to go
busteddads.com -- another social network possibility
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